{"id":3730,"date":"2015-01-05T21:25:22","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T21:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.cannitrol.com\/\/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-wonkette-satire-2\/"},"modified":"2015-01-05T21:25:22","modified_gmt":"2015-01-05T21:25:22","slug":"pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-wonkette-satire-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cannitrol.com\/blog\/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-wonkette-satire-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Pat Robertson: Beat Your Children Until They Quit Smoking Dope And Begin Loving &#8230; &#8211; Wonkette (satire)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0 5px 5px;float:right;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/cannitrol.com\/blog\/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-wonkette-satire-2\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"false\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div><table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\" style=\"vertical-align:top\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><font style=\"font-size:85%font-family:arial,sans-serif\"><a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/news\/url?sa=t&#038;ampfd=R&#038;ampct2=us&#038;ampusg=AFQjCNH3tyMqOmYClQiM3VKEH67VM_yIOg&#038;ampclid=c3a7d30bb8a4878e06b80cf16b898331&#038;ampcid=52778704148039&#038;ampei=sXitVPDaG9PY8gHJ34HQAg&#038;ampurl=http:\/\/wonkette.com\/571071\/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzTcoBUJbz5au2zdN0qXFs7y6WWhYNadACDg-n09kFZCA5CLuKkY-nJrAZ4evdqxfWB3KLixQ\" alt=\"\" border=\"1\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\"><br \/><font size=\"-2\">Wonkette (satire)<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><font style=\"font-size:85%font-family:arial,sans-serif\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-top:0.8em\"><img alt=\"\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/news\/url?sa=t&#038;ampfd=R&#038;ampct2=us&#038;ampusg=AFQjCNH3tyMqOmYClQiM3VKEH67VM_yIOg&#038;ampclid=c3a7d30bb8a4878e06b80cf16b898331&#038;ampcid=52778704148039&#038;ampei=sXitVPDaG9PY8gHJ34HQAg&#038;ampurl=http:\/\/wonkette.com\/571071\/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus\"><b>Pat Robertson: Beat Your Children Until They <b>Quit Smoking<\/b> Dope And Begin Loving <b>&#8230;<\/b><\/b><\/a><br \/><font size=\"-1\"><b><font color=\"#6f6f6f\">Wonkette (satire)<\/font><\/b><\/font><br \/><font size=\"-1\">Pat can get to that particular in just a minute, however, more ideas concerning the <b>pot<\/b>&#8211;<b>smoking<\/b> grand son, who clearly requires a Real Dad (and, we&#038;#39re speculating, NOT within the BDSM leather type of way), but clearly he doesn&#038;#39t get one if he did, maybe he&#038;nbsp&#8230;<\/font><br \/><font size=\"-1\" class=\"p\"><\/font><br \/><font class=\"p\" size=\"-1\"><a class=\"p\" href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/news\/more?ncl=du8_Ii4Yj5IERZM&#038;ampauthuser=0&#038;ampned=us\"><nobr><b>and much more&#038;nbsp&#038;raquo<\/b><\/nobr><\/a><\/font><\/div>\n<p><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" cellspacing=\"7\" style=\"vertical-align:top\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"80\" align=\"center\" valign=\"top\"><font style=\"font-size:85%font-family:arial,sans-serif\"><a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/news\/url?sa=t&#038;ampfd=R&#038;ampct2=us&#038;ampusg=AFQjCNH3tyMqOmYClQiM3VKEH67VM_yIOg&#038;ampclid=c3a7d30bb8a4878e06b80cf16b898331&#038;ampcid=52778704148039&#038;ampei=sXitVPDaG9PY8gHJ34HQAg&#038;ampurl=http:\/\/wonkette.com\/571071\/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/t3.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzTcoBUJbz5au2zdN0qXFs7y6WWhYNadACDg-n09kFZCA5CLuKkY-nJrAZ4evdqxfWB3KLixQ\" alt=\"\" border=\"1\" width=\"80\" height=\"80\"><br \/><font size=\"-2\">Wonkette (satire)<\/font><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\" class=\"j\"><font style=\"font-size:85%font-family:arial,sans-serif\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-top:0.8em\"><img alt=\"\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"lh\"><a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/news\/url?sa=t&#038;ampfd=R&#038;ampct2=us&#038;ampusg=AFQjCNH3tyMqOmYClQiM3VKEH67VM_yIOg&#038;ampclid=c3a7d30bb8a4878e06b80cf16b898331&#038;ampcid=52778704148039&#038;ampei=sXitVPDaG9PY8gHJ34HQAg&#038;ampurl=http:\/\/wonkette.com\/571071\/pat-robertson-beat-your-kids-until-they-stop-smoking-dope-and-start-loving-jesus\"><b>Pat Robertson: Beat Your Children Until They <b>Quit Smoking<\/b> Dope And Begin Loving <b>&#8230;<\/b><\/b><\/a><br \/><font size=\"-1\"><b><font color=\"#6f6f6f\">Wonkette (satire)<\/font><\/b><\/font><br \/><font size=\"-1\">Pat can get to that particular in just a minute, however, more ideas concerning the <b>pot<\/b>&#8211;<b>smoking<\/b> grand son, who clearly requires a Real Dad (and, we&#038;#39re speculating, NOT within the BDSM leather type of way), but clearly he doesn&#038;#39t get one if he did, maybe he&#038;nbsp&#8230;<\/font><br \/><font size=\"-1\" class=\"p\"><\/font><br \/><font class=\"p\" size=\"-1\"><a 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